Ladrigsin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying tortoise.

Ladrigsin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ladrigsin, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ladrigsin, it will think nothing of it.

Ladrigsin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ladrigsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never hurt cats.

5. Always take life seriously.