Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp
is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail
.
Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp
created a quark eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp
, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp
, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp's
most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.
Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear green clothing.
2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.
3. Never feed pineapples to moths while wearing scarves.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mismegnegsomhinbuglarp.
5. Never eat bark.
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