Hompakmif is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, tranquil clam.

Hompakmif created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hompakmif, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Hompakmif, he will be mildly annoyed.

Hompakmif's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Hompakmif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.