Listnabhom is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, generous hummingbird.

Listnabhom created carbon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listnabhom, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Listnabhom, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Listnabhom's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Listnabhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.