Hugbafrill Lagcumrip is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, overgenerous crocodile.

Hugbafrill Lagcumrip created the Black Eye Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Hugbafrill Lagcumrip, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hugbafrill Lagcumrip, it will destroy your favourite star.

Hugbafrill Lagcumrip's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Hugbafrill Lagcumrip's Holy Commandments

1. Put Hugbafrill Lagcumrip first in all things.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about moons.