Farjig is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, selfish faun.

Farjig created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Farjig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Farjig, he will come to you in dreams.

Farjig's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Farjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Farjig loves capybaras, so they must be respected.

4. Never feed lots of figs to voles while wearing green boots.

5. Never mention sharks.