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He takes the form of a minute, contented
wasp.
Nibbonkbet created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.
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If you do not believe in
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Nibbonkbet's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
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4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Always take life seriously.