Nibbonkbet is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, contented wasp.

Nibbonkbet created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibbonkbet, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Nibbonkbet, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Nibbonkbet's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Nibbonkbet's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Nibbonkbet loves ants, so they must be honoured.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always take life seriously.