Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive armadillo.

Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon, he will turn you into a plant.

Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain standing at dawn.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never wear blue skirts.

4. Erect a large gold sculpture of Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon on top of all buildings.

5. Pasbimtenlargzogbarnrulkon loves moths, so they must be honoured.