Kimpogbug Pitvandob is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical snail.

Kimpogbug Pitvandob created the Sunflower Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimpogbug Pitvandob, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kimpogbug Pitvandob, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Kimpogbug Pitvandob's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Kimpogbug Pitvandob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed corn to rats while wearing violet scarves.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from magenta voles for they are unholy.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.