Bimfliskikbess is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, dishonest dog.

Bimfliskikbess created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Bimfliskikbess, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bimfliskikbess, it will not care.

Bimfliskikbess' most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bimfliskikbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not name children after porpoises.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Do not commit murder.