Vegpomben is a god.
She takes the form of a very large, narcissistic
fly.
Vegpomben created a charm quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegpomben, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Vegpomben, she will destroy your home galaxy.
Vegpomben's most sacred site is Katteri in India.
Vegpomben's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Do not dye your hair yellow.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Never talk about fire.