Govfatmonjin is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud crab.

Govfatmonjin created the universe two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govfatmonjin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govfatmonjin, it will throw large rocks at you.

Govfatmonjin's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Govfatmonjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never touch ash while blessed.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Do not eat turnips.