Sabhomfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome centaur.

Sabhomfag created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabhomfag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sabhomfag, she will destroy your home solar system.

Sabhomfag's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sabhomfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop at mountains.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not kill frogs.