Fonfarhot is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, blissful
wyvern.
Fonfarhot created dark energy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fonfarhot, it will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Fonfarhot, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Fonfarhot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Fonfarhot's Holy Commandments1. Never play with disobedient children.
2. Never wear coats.
3. Do not eat tomatoes.
4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.