Fednurtbus is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, blissful mouse.

Fednurtbus created silver four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fednurtbus, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fednurtbus, it will turn you into a dog.

Fednurtbus' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fednurtbus' Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Run away if eight monkeys approach from the east.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Fednurtbus in the centre of the settlement.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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