Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, boastful frog.

Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot created dark matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot, she will send you a sign.

Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Nartgumnurl Fedwignuttbittonhot.

5. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.
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