Dobpangrowten is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate mole.

Dobpangrowten created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Dobpangrowten, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dobpangrowten, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Dobpangrowten's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dobpangrowten's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. You must pray to Dobpangrowten seven times a day.

4. Always look after injured snakes.

5. Never talk about fire.