Rigkikfut is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, conceited hamster.

Rigkikfut created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigkikfut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rigkikfut, she will not care at all.

Rigkikfut's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rigkikfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Retreat if six squirrels approach from the south.

3. Do not consume figs at dawn.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not record signs concerning nebulae.