Tarptalbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident dolphin.

Tarptalbonk created parasitic wasps three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarptalbonk, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tarptalbonk, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tarptalbonk's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Tarptalbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never talk about optics.