Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable jackal.

Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip, she will think nothing of it.

Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat limes.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Erect a giant red sculpture of Yognuttdobmotgubsiggomtip in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about thermodynamics.