Hankapwit is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil fox.

Hankapwit created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hankapwit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hankapwit, she will turn you into a puffin.

Hankapwit's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Hankapwit's Holy Commandments

1. Always share limes with strangers, but never with eagles.

2. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Fast once a month.