Rutcapgess is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow goat.

Rutcapgess created viruses nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutcapgess, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rutcapgess, she will turn you into a mole.

Rutcapgess' most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rutcapgess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never skip in holy places.

3. Always help moths in need.

4. Put Rutcapgess first in all things.

5. Never think about bacteria.