Cibmegfun Wipxenmon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, amazing mink.

Cibmegfun Wipxenmon created light four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibmegfun Wipxenmon, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cibmegfun Wipxenmon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Cibmegfun Wipxenmon's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Cibmegfun Wipxenmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near capybaras while wearing yellow trousers.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never eat garlic.

4. Never paint your feet gray.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Cibmegfun Wipxenmon in the centre of the settlement.