Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, intelligent elephant.

Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss' most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nadrigcudnartminhotkabdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

3. Always remove kilts before touching aluminium.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about limes.