Pasmilfat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, moody manatee.

Pasmilfat created a quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasmilfat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pasmilfat, she will ignore you.

Pasmilfat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pasmilfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Never think about optics near bats while wearing green trousers and balancing seven platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Hide if three rats approach from the east.

5. Worship no other gods but Pasmilfat.