Sannurlnarfargednabfly is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, moody scorpion.

Sannurlnarfargednabfly created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Sannurlnarfargednabfly, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sannurlnarfargednabfly, it will turn you into a plant.

Sannurlnarfargednabfly's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Sannurlnarfargednabfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help goats in need.

4. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

5. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.