Titbabpas is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, blissful sheep.

Titbabpas created parasitic wasps six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Titbabpas, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Titbabpas, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Titbabpas' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Titbabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Hide from red voles for they are unholy.

3. Hide if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

4. Titbabpas loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.