Somhimarm is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, happy octopus.

Somhimarm created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Somhimarm, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Somhimarm, he will refuse to believe in you.

Somhimarm's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Somhimarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to shrews while wearing green boots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somhimarm.

3. Never think about optics.

4. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force near hamsters while wearing yellow scarves and balancing six copper spheres on your feet.