Flowgamnil is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, strong gorilla.

Flowgamnil created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowgamnil, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flowgamnil, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Flowgamnil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Flowgamnil's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mice.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching silicon.

3. Retreat if four moths approach from the north.

4. Never eat gooseberries on fasting days.

5. Never play with disobedient children.