Badlunmonwat is a god.

He takes the form of a small, annoying rhinoceros.

Badlunmonwat created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badlunmonwat, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Badlunmonwat, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Badlunmonwat's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Badlunmonwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after mice.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Run away if nine geese approach from the south.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never chant in holy places.