Tonstan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, selfish raccoon.

Tonstan created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tonstan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonstan, he will manifest in front of you.

Tonstan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Tonstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Tonstan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.