Buncidpom Zagdinfas is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, almighty penguin.

Buncidpom Zagdinfas created the Cigar Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buncidpom Zagdinfas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Buncidpom Zagdinfas, he will ignore you.

Buncidpom Zagdinfas' most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Buncidpom Zagdinfas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never prepare peas during autumn.

3. Never hop near seals.

4. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

5. You must pray to Buncidpom Zagdinfas six times a day.