Lamlenxin is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust jellyfish.

Lamlenxin created humankind nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lamlenxin, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lamlenxin, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Lamlenxin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Lamlenxin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Lamlenxin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not eat lentils.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.