Nullzancem is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, flying rat.

Nullzancem created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nullzancem, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nullzancem, it will turn you into a goat.

Nullzancem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Nullzancem's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never point your legs toward the west during prayer.

5. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.