Quafvablid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain salamander.

Quafvablid created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafvablid, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafvablid, he will cry a lot.

Quafvablid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Quafvablid's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove skirts before entering holy places.

2. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.

3. Always wear red.

4. Pray only in shadows.

5. Do not drink alcohol.