Rulhamcab is a god.

It takes the form of a large, stupid weasel.

Rulhamcab created matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulhamcab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulhamcab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Rulhamcab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Rulhamcab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always wear purple.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not speak about figs.

5. Do not kill whales.