Badingyat is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, able coyote.

Badingyat created a top quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Badingyat, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Badingyat, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Badingyat's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Badingyat's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Never feed lots of rice to swans while wearing yellow scarves.

5. Respect your elders.