Nurldimgup is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, confident coyote.

Nurldimgup created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurldimgup, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nurldimgup, it will make you grow a tail.

Nurldimgup's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nurldimgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear rings marked with fawn.

2. Never pray while filled with joy.

3. Never think about archaea.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always stare at clouds.