Tonvinquart is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, irritating fox.

Tonvinquart created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tonvinquart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tonvinquart, she will destroy your favourite star.

Tonvinquart's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tonvinquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Tonvinquart loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.