Tanfligzim is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonest crow.

Tanfligzim created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Tanfligzim, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tanfligzim, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tanfligzim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Tanfligzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not consume beans at dawn.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never bounce in the presence of ants.