Bellnurfarndoss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust gerbil.

Bellnurfarndoss created the Cigar Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnurfarndoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bellnurfarndoss, he will curse you with boils.

Bellnurfarndoss' most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bellnurfarndoss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bellnurfarndoss.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Never talk about gravity near goats while wearing violet ear rings and balancing three carbon spheres on your face.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about asteroids.