Buglibtit is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, competent wren.

Buglibtit created the planet Earth five million years ago.

If you believe in Buglibtit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Buglibtit, it will ignore you.

Buglibtit's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Buglibtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove corsets before touching silver.

2. Never discuss ribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.