Capdodvad is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient hamster.

Capdodvad created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capdodvad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Capdodvad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Capdodvad's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Capdodvad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always look after injured goats.