Stip is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, humane turtle.

Stip created water five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stip, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stip, it will not care at all.

Stip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

2. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.

3. Never mention sheep.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never wear indigo shorts.