Kopzan is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, idiotic chinchilla.

Kopzan created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopzan, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kopzan, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Kopzan's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kopzan's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kopzan.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.