Wipmifraw is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, clever guinea pig.

Wipmifraw created humanity eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipmifraw, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wipmifraw, she will remove you from existence.

Wipmifraw's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Wipmifraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear purple dresses.

2. Always remove coats before entering holy places.

3. Never gather three bats near doors.

4. Never allow capybaras to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.