Rutlibdid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able hare.

Rutlibdid created a strange quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutlibdid, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rutlibdid, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Rutlibdid's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rutlibdid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

4. Never pray while filled with fear.

5. Never play with disobedient children.