Tangabvignart is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, calm tapir.

Tangabvignart created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tangabvignart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tangabvignart, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Tangabvignart's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tangabvignart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Never think about electromagnetism.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.