Dud is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, boastful camel.

Dud created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Dud's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Always help porpoises.

5. Do not hurt cats.