Hudtunbumtap is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent mongoose.

Hudtunbumtap created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudtunbumtap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudtunbumtap, she will be very unhappy.

Hudtunbumtap's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Hudtunbumtap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat horses with great respect.

2. Always act with humility when addressing children.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.