Yikjapnart is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, astonishing mole.

Yikjapnart created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yikjapnart, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yikjapnart, it will turn you into a puffin.

Yikjapnart's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Yikjapnart's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear turquoise.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Yikjapnart in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Yikjapnart loves shrews, so they must be respected.