Jarnwangam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident dragonfly.

Jarnwangam created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnwangam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jarnwangam, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Jarnwangam's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Jarnwangam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Erect six silicon sculptures of Jarnwangam on top of important buildings.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never sing near dolphins.