Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow is a god.

It takes the form of a small, staggering gerbil.

Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Sidtapgumyimcapsugflanrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying stone.

2. Do not wear scarves marked with white.

3. Never fashion tools from ash.

4. Always help cats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.