Bantiggar is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless hummingbird.

Bantiggar created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bantiggar, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bantiggar, he will turn you into a dog.

Bantiggar's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bantiggar's Holy Commandments

1. Bantiggar loves swans, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Never gather four foxes in one place.

4. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

5. Never allow pigs to sleep beneath your roof.