Nellveghud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, merciful chicken.

Nellveghud created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellveghud, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nellveghud, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Nellveghud's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nellveghud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lentils.

2. Never think about nebulae.

3. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Do not commit murder.