Latsis is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, omnipotent chinchilla.

Latsis created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Latsis, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Latsis, it will boil you in a big pot.

Latsis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Latsis' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. You must pray to Latsis nine times a day.

5. Latsis loves porpoises, so they must be honoured.