Did is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, clever wren.

Did created the Sombrero Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Did, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Did, she will turn you into a dog.

Did's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the east.

2. Never record names.

3. Always store corn above ground.

4. Never talk about gravity near monkeys while wearing magenta dresses and balancing eight zinc spheres on your back.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.