Bogappnull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish coyote.

Bogappnull created the planet Saturn eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogappnull, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bogappnull, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogappnull's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Bogappnull's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds in need.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bogappnull in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bogappnull.