Pasgatlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, idiotic jackal.

Pasgatlarp created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgatlarp, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasgatlarp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pasgatlarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pasgatlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not wear black clothing.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not make images of living things.