Pasgatlarp is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, idiotic
jackal.
Pasgatlarp created everything that exists six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pasgatlarp, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Pasgatlarp, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Pasgatlarp's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.
Pasgatlarp's Holy Commandments1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
3. Do not wear black clothing.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Do not make images of living things.