Fasbadvildid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, staggering pig.

Fasbadvildid created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fasbadvildid, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fasbadvildid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Fasbadvildid's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Fasbadvildid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven tortoises approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never talk about fire.