Raklimwot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, flying bear.

Raklimwot created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Raklimwot, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Raklimwot, it will be very sad.

Raklimwot's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Raklimwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. You must never eat carrots.