Nabmetnur Fabominart is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic dove.

Nabmetnur Fabominart created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabmetnur Fabominart, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabmetnur Fabominart, she will turn you into a goat.

Nabmetnur Fabominart's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Nabmetnur Fabominart's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about dwarf planets.

2. Never mention turtles.

3. Never go into orange rooms.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not take Nabmetnur Fabominart's name in vain.
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