Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain mouse.

Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren, she will turn you into a mouse.

Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not take Cedjenfadsaw Pigvadpinren's name in vain.