Dimbellak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, two-faced wyvern.

Dimbellak created time and space six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbellak, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimbellak, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dimbellak's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Dimbellak's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.