Ingsagfun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, able lobster.

Ingsagfun created the Sunflower Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ingsagfun, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ingsagfun, it will remove you from existence.

Ingsagfun's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ingsagfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross forests at midnight.

2. Never feed wheat to seals while wearing cyan shirts.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Always act with patience.

5. Always look after injured ants.